one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
DOOOYOUHEAR THE PEEEOPLE SING
SINGING A SOOONG OF AANGRY MEN
IT IS THE MUUUSIC OOF A PEEEOPLE WHO
WILLNOT
BE SLAVES
AGAIN!
WHEEN THEBEEATINGOOFYOURHEART
ECHOES THE BEEEA TING OOFTHE DRUMS
THERE IS A LIFE ABOOUT TO STARTWHENTOMOOORROW COOOOOOOMES!!
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
stop wondering
OH MY FUCKING GOD
has anyone on this website ever heard of benedict cumberbatch
no what is that
is that even his real name?
Pixar can never top this.
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK.
good gravy
HIS FACE
This is me at work, I swear
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
english as first language: lol it okei
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
That is the best description I have ever heard.
You forgot arrows. I heard it was a hit at the Red Wedding.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
this is my favorite thing i have ever seen
so beautiful….also in the abrams alternate timeline EMMA SWAN AND THOR ARE KIRK’S PARENTS?!
the last one is the face of a man who is done with life.
literally what the xbox one conference sounded like to me
nailed it
this will never stop being funny